A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
You know those little moments when Etho makes a dirty joke but pretends like he didn’t?
Those moments give me strength.
Track: HOLY SHIT
who wants to join my “oh no, i’ve fallen in love with arkas!” support group?
So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….
onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.
‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON
SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG
STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME
I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘
"Red! This isn’t the time to use that!"